Was looking at this this morning and laughing; Florida man, Game @ Pinside.com
The idea is you google 'florida man' and add your birthday (not year) and pick a florida man to be your mascot.
Mine's the guy who called the cops to report a theft of money he'd paid for prostitution and was then arrested for paying the money.
this ones not mine, but a beauty all the same;
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