Sarah was in the fertilized egg business. She had several hundred young pullets and ten roosters to fertilize the eggs. She kept records and any rooster not performing went into the soup pot and was replaced. This took a lot of time, so she bought some tiny bells and attached them to her roosters. Each bell had a different tone, so she could tell from a distance which rooster was performing. Now, she could sit on the porch and fill out an efficiency report by just listening to the bells.
Sarah's favorite rooster, old Butch, was a very fine specimen but this morning she noticed old Butch's bell hadn't rung at all! When she went to investigate, she saw the other roosters were busy chasing pullets, bells-a-ringing, but the pullets hearing the roosters coming, would run for cover.
To Sarah's amazement, old Butch had his bell in his beak, so it couldn't ring. He'd sneak up on a pullet, do his job, and walk on to the next one.
Sarah was so proud of old Butch, she entered him in a Show and he became an overnight sensation among the judges.
The result was the judges not only awarded old Butch the "No Bell Peace Prize" they also awarded him the "Pulletsurprise" as well.
Clearly old Butch was a politician in the making. Who else but a politician could figure out how to win two of the most coveted awards on our planet by being the best at sneaking up on the unsuspecting populace and screwing them when they weren't paying attention?
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should be in the pink floyd thread
Was thinking about that thread the other day while listening to momentary lapse of reason.
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An unreasonable thought? B-)
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The town I grew up in.................
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Yes U laddy , Sand Still Laddy
Oh those Californians... Spotted on the 805. Fully "Astro-Turfed"
Nancy Pelosi's car.
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Finally figured out what they do with the rest of the mole after processing the mole asses:
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Freshly squeezed makes the best rums Need to try the extra virgin stuff too
That describes our wonderful American politicians to the T
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8StG4fFWHqg
yep anyone with a few years on em... should and would
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Thats a cracker.
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How low can you go?
You mean the Rabbit Duck?
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Small ears for a rabbit
Maybe because it's not a rabbit?
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Duck Commander ??
Guinea pig?
Limbo Duck...
One of these guys that fell over backwards...
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