The Big Name Finding Thread for @captainshooch's 4" Crystal Dragon Monster with 16 Plates [CONTEST]

Drunkas

what about

I got a sore neck

Brewhaha

@captainshooch said: Brewhaha said "You could say the minimum requirements to enter this competition is a two story shed with a void"
=)) =)) I keep asking Smaug when the shipment of roof holes is coming in but he keeps ignoring me.

I think @captainhoochs configuration should be nominated for the next episode of Longmire that displays a still in it. It's friggin huge :)) The picture above conjures another name, The Holmes Phallic Bubble. Approved by the female distillers association. =)) =))

Moonshine

@Brewhaha said: I think @captainhoochs configuration should be nominated for the next episode of Longmire that displays a still in it.

Longmire has been canceled. :(

Brewhaha

@Moonshine said: Longmire has been canceled. :(

HMMM... O.K, C.S.I Miami or N.C.I.S New Orleans we just need to develop a good story line.

We could create a new thread... Enter The Crystal Dragon. story-line; The spirit new that after assesention to the 16th level it would vaporize into purity then transform into 192 proof.

Once the Crystal Dragon is exposed to the viewers everyone that has an interest in stilling will be searching for "The Crystal Dragon".

O.K. maybe I'm over hydrated now!! :\">

haha just mess'n round :P

Lloyd

Maybe, maybe not...
Pan in from left... Crystal Dragon producing 4L per hour with bloody corpse close by...

Cops rush in to discover the corpse but its time to change the collection bottle so break to commercial...

Cops decide to call for backup and attend the still while corpse is identified as an international terrorist...

Terrorist has a son that hates cops that operate stills because his father was killed by a 20 plate Crystal Dragon that fell on him in Florida when a retaining rope broke...

Gratuitous sex scene later reveals the terrorist's son was .... (sorry, the rest would be spoiler).

Rockchucker

Needs a ladder.

Rockchucker

The obelisk

Jung

The leaning tower of azeotrope

EdInNH

The Crystal Tower of Power

Smaug

@Rockchucker said: The obelisk

Googling

Ak49er

crystal Falls

Drunkas

Neck Cracker

Drunkas

Popper because when you first lay eyes on the bloody thing they pop out ya head

captainshooch

All good, gonna be tough deciding, hope the SD team is up to the task! :D

Grudaire

As they say, long and thin goes further in. So how about, long and thin distills a gin.

MikeAggie

But hard and fast gets all the flavor and the fun

Lloyd

Long and slow seems to work, at least for me :\">

Drunkas

OMG

Drunkas

ITSOBIG (no space)

Lloyd

We are talking about distilling, right?

At least I am O:-)

Drunkas

@Lloyd said: We are talking about distilling, right?

At least I am O:-)

Yeah why what did you think I was talking about

Lloyd

Tower of Babble - since we are becoming so confused.

Horn of Plenty - Thanksgiving, booze style.

Metric Allen Wrench needed

Best viewed from a distance

jbierling

Small Dick

grim

High Roller

Burj Crystala

Crystal Tower

captainshooch

All good names, crack me up =)) I am leaving town next Wednesday so maybe we can wrap it up and get it settled before then.
@Lloyd lucky so far overhead ropes have not failed :D tune in next week maybe something cool is about to happen and you don't wanna miss it.

FullySilenced

"The Bigun"

vooharmy

Crystal Distillery Hoochinator Apparatus Captain's Line backer Friend with benefits Hoochmate

Arrg!

grim

The Spire

Bubbletray to Heaven

punkin

@grim said:

Bubbletray to Heaven

Yeessss

Lloyd

@grim said: Bubbletray to Heaven

I played with Stairway to Heaven for quite awhile then dropped it. Except for getting the song stuck in my head nothing came of it.

Bubbletray to Heaven is way cool. But only if it does not leave a song looping endlessly in my brain.