Slogans Wanted

punkin

Hi groovers, just a note to mention i'm looking for some short, pithy sentences to put on some promotional items i'm going to order. Items like stubby coolers, little led torches for looking through viewports, etc. Maybe some shirts down the track. Things like "Butter me with booze and toss me to the drunk chicks" etc

Any original stuff that's used will win the item it's used on, it'll help if it's related to SD or our products. Probably get a prize for a smart copy too :))

cunnyfunt

If it ain't a StillDragon it's a mother fucking piece of shit!

Did I win?

cunnyfunt

For a hard earned thirst you need a nice stiff drink and the best stiff drink comes from StillDragon. StillDragon.. Getitintaya!!

Smaug

Seems like you are a bit tentative cunny. Perhaps a bit more direct line?

cunnyfunt

Lol yeah. You know me:)

unsub

How's this?

StillDragon. Originators and Innovators

Moonshine

Show me your StillDragon! That's what she said.

Sunshine

"StillDragon or bust"

But what do I know, my English is poor...

SDeurope

Give me the Dragon! It's the only way!

crystal_skull

"Spirit of the Dragon"

crozdog

@Moonshine said: Show me your StillDragon! That's what she said.

@moonshine I reckon you are close, but it needs converting to proper Oz ie

"Carnsharusyadragon"

Note: depending on the situation, audience, recipient and personal desire its optional to add "willya" or "whydonya"

What about some not so political correct statements e.g. "My Dragon goes from 2" to 8"! does yours?" :D or "Your dragon gets on your goat. Mine makes Vodka, Rum & other goodness."

Here is 1 that's more product focused: My gin head isn't a hangover.... it's a GB4.

cunnyfunt

StillDragon, fine distilling hardware for the distinguished distiller.

Boom!!

fadge

My 4" (SD) makes other men jealous !

(SD = StillDragon or small dick?)

Even men want to feel my 4" SD

Every-one wants touch my 4"

I have an 4", what have you got ?

I have a StillDragon-nothing else compares.

There is only StillDragon - or there are pretenders.

My SD really puts out ! What about yours?

My StillDragon is a beast.

I trained a Dragon 4"

How to train a StillDragon.

better stop with these for now...

fadge

fadge

If you ask nice, l will show you my 4" SD

fadge

Gota have a SD

Moonshine

Sorry guys, I don't want to be a smart ass, but please keep in mind that it's always and always will be StillDragon without space in between and with a capital "S" and "D". :-B

A necessary differentiation because there is a music band, a roller coaster and a video game which use such different dictions.

Mickiboi

If it's not a StillDragon, it's not a still.

Lloyd

@crozdog said: "My Dragon goes from 2" to 8"! does yours?"

And with the vacuum attachment, up to 12"!!!

Dragon Liquor, or you lick her.

Life is like a box of dragons...

Got Dragon?

Powered by Dragons.

StillDragon, nuff said.

Silly Dragon, Trix are for kids.

Choosy mothers choose StillDragon.

Of all the gin joints in all the world, you choose a GB4.

One dragon, two dragon, three dragon, four... yo mamma so fat her stretch marks tore.

Give me StillDragon or give me death! Hum, second thought, I can polish off the etching on the parts.

Limited Edition StillDragon

Jedi Dragon, StillDragon in a galaxy far, far away

StillDragon, the future of distilling is now.

Tired of the crappy, overpriced hardware for distilling? Link to StillDragon for the best value.

OK, a few off the top of my head... back to you guys (and gals)...

Chalmer

The New 5. The StillDragon is alive.

Mickiboi

Fuck the rest buy the best, Its StillDragon or nothing.

Grudaire

Since it's popular at the moment:

Keep calm and StillDragon on

Or perhaps:

Keep stillin and StillDragon on

StillDragon, five sizes from 12 to 4, no less no more

Custom modularity for discerning hobbyists and professionals

FullySilenced

@cunnyfunt StillDragon, fine distilling hardware for the distinguished distiller.

Boom!!

IS that like the Oklahoma boom? :D

FullySilenced

StillDragon: "Often Copied Never Equaled!"

FullySilenced

@Cunnyfunt If it ain't a StillDragon it's a mother fucking piece of shit!

Did I win?

Don't hold back man... :))

grim

Winter is coming.

Damn you guys for posting pictures, wasted near two straight days watching.

DistilliTraK

I love the drip of a StillDragon in the mornin'...

punkin

Jeez, i never expected such a large response. I have enough to last years (or to be really picky :)) ).

Ones i love so far:

StillDragon. Originators and Innovators

"Spirit of the Dragon"

My gin head isn't a hangover.... it's a GB4

StillDragon, fine distilling hardware for the distinguished distiller

My 4" (SD) makes other men jealous !

Even men want to feel see my 4" SD

I have an 4", what have you got ?

I have a StillDragon-nothing else compares.

There is only StillDragon - or there are pretenders.

I trained a Dragon 4"

If you ask nice, l will show you my 4" SD

Life is like a box of dragons...

Got Dragon?

Powered by Dragons.

StillDragon, nuff said.

Choosy mothers choose StillDragon.

StillDragon, the future of distilling is now.

The New # 5. The StillDragon is alive.

Keep stillin and StillDragon on

StillDragon, five sizes from 12 to 4, no less no more

Custom modularity for discerning hobbyists and professionals

I love the drip of a StillDragon in the mornin'

punkin

What about ideas for promotional items? I was thinking one of the small led keyring torches for looking into plate windows? I know stubbie coolers are always popular in Australia?

Maybe bucket hats for sure, t shirts or polos are a real pain unless i open up a bulk buy style sale where we order once direct. I have a real good contact that has very good quality hoodies and polos etc....

Golf towels for in the shed?

thomo81

StillDragon Distillers choice

StillDragon Spirit of the beast

Reach for top shelf. Reach for StillDragon

Hip flasks would be good merchandise

jonno

Buy once, buy right. Stilldragon

Smaug

@jonno said: Buy once, buy right. Stilldragon

I like that course.